“She wasn’t really into it, but somehow I convinced her. I know now that I shouldn’t have done it, but at the time it just felt so right. She said she only did it because she liked me so much, but afterwards things were way too weird.”
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Fish fingers and custard
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French fries dipped in a McFlurry
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The Notorious PIG; a delicious southern style pork sandwich from Anna Mae’s April residency at The Shop, NW10.
The experience and atmosphere was very reminiscent of my pilgrimage last summer to the Meat Wagon at The Peckham Rye, but inside a dimly lit room while it rained outside.
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“I like to think I approached the backstage hookup with style, whereas Mario was just an unabashed slut, hitting on anything with a respiratory system. Mark-Paul, for years and years, was never seen with a girl on set. I was the true Super Pimp.”
Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell
Overheard coming off stage at Andrew WK's gig
Shaved Head Guy:
How close did you get to Andrew?
Guy with Long Hair:
Oh, I was a few feet away.
SHG:
I reached out and put my hand in his armpit!
GwLH:
No way! Awesome!
SHG (offering his hand):
Do you wanna smell it?
GwLH:
Would it be weird if I licked it?
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Little Miss Muffet
Sits on her tuffet
In a nonchalant sort of a way.
With her force field around her
The spider, the bounder,
Is not in the picture today.
- Frederick Winsor
“Like this one chick with terrific boobs. She had a big ass, too, but I could forgive her badonk based solely on the unimpeachable quality of her tremendous rack … When we met, she had a boyfriend, but of course that didn’t stop me.”
Dustin Diamond, Saved by the Bell
