“…Mario [Lopez]’s vain sexcapades during his years on SBTB culminated in a weird, twisted scandal that ended with a team of NBC attorneys quietly paying off one of his numerous sexual conquests.”
Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell
“…nobody’s hairstyles went through more changes than those of the phony, pretentious Hollywood-douche-squad duo of Mark-Paul and, in particular, Mario.”
Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell
“…I was administering a sort of self-imposed silent treatment with the rest of the cast for what I had perceived as efforts to keep me at a distance as the odd man out, like when the cast would buy gifts for each other and all conveniently forget me.”
Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell
“Elizabeth [Berkley], like everyone else, was extremely sweet in the beginning, but the Hollywood bug soon bit her, too. That’s not to say we didn’t have our share of fun times together. Like the time I showed her my humongous dong.”
Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell
“She [an extra] turned and said something really insulting to me … Sometimes, you just have to show people where they fall in the pecking order. So when the extras went to lunch in the NBC commissary, I grabbed her purse, took it into the restroom, and pissed in it. The punishment, I felt, definitely fit the crime.”
Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell
