“She wasn’t really into it, but somehow I convinced her. I know now that I shouldn’t have done it, but at the time it just felt so right. She said she only did it because she liked me so much, but afterwards things were way too weird.”

Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell

“I like to think I approached the backstage hookup with style, whereas Mario was just an unabashed slut, hitting on anything with a respiratory system. Mark-Paul, for years and years, was never seen with a girl on set. I was the true Super Pimp.”

Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell

“Like this one chick with terrific boobs. She had a big ass, too, but I could forgive her badonk based solely on the unimpeachable quality of her tremendous rack … When we met, she had a boyfriend, but of course that didn’t stop me.”

Dustin Diamond, Saved by the Bell

“Like I said, I got up to seven thousand pieces of fan mail per week, edging out all the other cast members by a small margin, but still consistently the most.”

Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell

“I banged girls right on the set. Oh yeah, that’s right - on the SBTB set. In fact, there wasn’t a bed in any of the bedroom sets from 1992 to the end of the series upon which I failed to complete the deed, except perhaps the top mattress in Screech’s bunk-bed set. Can’t recall.”

Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell

“…Mario [Lopez]’s vain sexcapades during his years on SBTB culminated in a weird, twisted scandal that ended with a team of NBC attorneys quietly paying off one of his numerous sexual conquests.”

Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell

“…I was administering a sort of self-imposed silent treatment with the rest of the cast for what I had perceived as efforts to keep me at a distance as the odd man out, like when the cast would buy gifts for each other and all conveniently forget me.”

Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell