Textile Traffic - Rocks And Minerals
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Textile Traffic

Artist:
Rocks And Minerals

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Greatest Hits

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You’re going to do your shopping and you’ve got a nervous twitch
All because the instant coffee’s bound to make you itch
Take a look around you, see what goodness you can do
All you need’s a bottle and a tube of superglue 

Lettuce Called Felicity (Live) - Rocks And Minerals
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Lettuce Called Felicity (Live)

Artist:
Rocks And Minerals

Album:
Greatest Hits

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10 plays

Do you think that my goose is cooked?
It’s been giving me funny looks
I should have known it some time ago
My pressure cooker is far too slow 

Was It The Wardrobe You Wanted? - Rocks And Minerals
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Was It The Wardrobe You Wanted?

Artist:
Rocks And Minerals

Album:
Greatest Hits

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9 plays

Here it is and here we go
I once met a melon called Flo
The dishcloth’s moving rather slow
Does it show? 

Studying Your Big Toe - Rocks And Minerals
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Studying Your Big Toe

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Rocks And Minerals

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Greatest Hits

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7 plays

Never mind the cornflakes
Come and stand by the door
You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen
I’ve come face to face with a vinyl floor

X-Ray Grass - Rocks And Minerals
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X-Ray Grass

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Rocks And Minerals

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Greatest Hits

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It’s my x-ray grass
My x-ray grass is so cool
It even grows in a swimming pool
It’s my x-ray grass 

Photocopy A Light Switch - Rocks And Minerals
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Photocopy A Light Switch

Artist:
Rocks And Minerals

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Greatest Hits

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You don’t want to eat a doorknob 
Or paint your toenails blue 
You don’t have to act like a tortoise 
This is what you do…