Men don’t really watch Gok’s shows which is weird as the women are naked. I think to some men naked women aren’t as sexy if they’re empowered. That’s not really a joke, it’s just a bloody good point, isn’t it?

Sarah Millican (via literatenonsense)

No, Sarah, it’s not a good point. Assuming men will watch a makeover show not targeted to their demographic for a potential glimpse of female flesh is ridiculously sexist. You’ve tenuously linked two very different things with a lot of assumptions in a failed attempt to make a feminist point.

(via simon-quinlank)

Stewart Lee needs to shut his fucking mouth. Every time a comedian hits the mainstream and they want to cling on to a bit of credibility they namecheck the D-Dog. This happened with Jimmy Carr, happened with Russell Howard, and it’s happening with Stewart Lee. It’s like Ronald McDonald talking about Borough Market.

Daniel Kitson, on reasons why you shouldn’t come to his shows
Two minifigs share a single cup of, presumably, chocolate ice-cream. I like to imagine that the Lovers Theme by Hervé Roy, from the movie Delusions of Grandeur, is softly playing in the background. High-res

Two minifigs share a single cup of, presumably, chocolate ice-cream. I like to imagine that the Lovers Theme by Hervé Roy, from the movie Delusions of Grandeur, is softly playing in the background.

Like I said, I got up to seven thousand pieces of fan mail per week, edging out all the other cast members by a small margin, but still consistently the most.

Dustin Diamond, Behind the Bell