December 2005
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Dear Cadbury
Dear Sir/Madam,
I received from a colleague at work a box of 480g Cadbury Heroes. Naturally I was delighted; I had asked for a PSP or a new Xbox 360, but I understand they’re hard to find. I forgave him. It’s Christmas.
I love the immediately identifiable, yet frustratingly hard to wrap box shape which Heroes shares with Celebrations and those Christmas stalwarts; Roses and Quality Street...
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3. Feeling Myself Again
The penis is a naturally humourous part of the human anatomy. Cocks, much like farts, boobies and hiccups are simply funny things. But if you injure it, it’s the most important thing in the world. To men, it’s arguably the most important thing in the world anyway. Life without it is unthinkable. Unbearable, even. I expected the jokes, the inevitable puns, of course I did. If I didn’t want...